The Pam Stone Show LIVES

Sort of

Here is where we will post a daily email conversation between Pam Stone and Anthony Michaels.

We figured, it entertains us, it might entertain you

First entry 6/8/08

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From: Pam Stone

I'm bored. Aren't you bored?

From: Anthony Michaels

Well it's 10:29 and no show. VERY bored...Have you heard from Pip?

From: Pam Stone

Pip is dead to me.

From: Anthony Michaels

My email has been very empty. I feel so sad. I talk to Pip now through Todd. He is my connection to Pip

From: Pam Stone

That Pipster is jetsetting it around NY with Lacey. Here I am, shoveling shi-ite, working horses, sweating like slave labor in China, and she's in the corporate jet! I never should have set them up in the first place. I should have introduced her to Lamar. Or that guy with the long fingernails in the drive-thru at Bo-Jangles.

From: Anthony Michaels

Now she is dead to me to! (In Pip Voice) "He's going to propose to me on top of the Empire State Building, like on Sleepless in Seattle"!

From: Pam Stone

Wait a minute, I just got the dry heaves...
"And I'll say, before I say 'yes,' I'll need to see your credit report..." =) It's nice they're in love. Just obnoxious to the rest of us in our stale, flavorless relationships....I've got to go ride Valentino before it gets too hot. Horses aren't happy carrying a fat-assed human around on their back when it's 90. It's tough carrying someone around on your back in any weather- I certainly remember carrying you on the show for years.........

From: Anthony Michaels

Smart Ass!!!! As I remember I carried YOUR skinny ass for years

From: Pam Stone

Yeah, hitting all the wrong buttons and playing that stupid crow fx- yeah, that's Gracie worthy! Have you backslid on your Mountain Dews? Pouring them in your Starbucks?

From: Anthony Michaels

Laughing at your stupid jokes (REMEMBER EVERY HOLIDAY)!!!!!!!! Hitting the button when you said a bad word (almost everyday), putting up with Arroe all those years, dealing with Pip and her non-stop abuse.

From: Pam Stone

Would you like a little cheese with your whine?

I'm outta here- first, Valentino, then off to sneak around my sister's with the metal detector. I'll let you know what I find...

Man, I am just White Trash on a Stick.